by Catriona Mills

Articles in “Strange Conversations”

Strange Conversations ... Well, More Of A Monologue

Posted 25 July 2012 in by Catriona

ME: (choking)
NICK: Are you okay?
ME: (choking)
NICK: What do you need?
ME: (choking)
NICK: Glass of water?
ME: (choking)
NICK: Glass of water?
ME: (choking)
NICK: Glass of water?
ME: (choking)
NICK: I’ll get a glass of water.

Strange Conversations: Part Four Hundred and Sixty-Seven

Posted 20 July 2012 in by Catriona

ME: Hey, do you fancy giving a bit of soft-focus adultery a go?
NICK: In what context? It’s important to clarify these things immediately.
ME: I meant watching Camelot.
NICK: Oh. Right.

Strange Conversations: Part Four Hundred and Sixty-Six

Posted 14 July 2012 in by Catriona

NICK: I convinced you to go out with me, didn’t I? And I wanted that more than anything in the world.
ME: You did not!
NICK: I did too!
ME: More than Doctor Who coming back on telly?
(Pause)
NICK: Equal first!

Strange Conversations: Part Four Hundred and Sixty-Five

Posted 8 July 2012 in by Catriona

ME: Why didn’t you tell me to turn the tap off?
NICK: It seemed more exciting this way.
ME: It seemed more exciting to get the outside of an electric kettle soaking wet?
NICK: Well, literally, yes.

Strange Conversations: Part Four Hundred and Sixty-Four

Posted 3 July 2012 in by Catriona

ME: I don’t know what’s going on with my skin this winter. It’s a real struggle to keep the dryness at bay, even with my usual winter routine.
NICK: Hmm. Is there such a thing as a winter moisturiser?
ME: I’m using my winter moisturiser.
NICK: Well, we’ve exceeded my knowledge of skincare. I can’t help you.

Strange Conversations: Part Four Hundred and Sixty-Three

Posted 2 July 2012 in by Catriona

NICK: Why are we arguing when I’m agreeing with you?
ME: Because there are different kinds of agreement, Nick.

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