by Catriona Mills

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Strange Conversations: Part Three Hundred and Sixty-Six

Posted 26 June 2011 in by Catriona

ME: Is this Mental As Anything?
NICK: Yep.
ME: Didn’t we once accidentally see them play in Queen Street Mall?
NICK: Did we?
ME: Yeah. But we didn’t hang around.
NICK: I’ve always regretted that. I like Mental As Anything.
ME: How can you have always regretted it? You didn’t even remember it until I reminded you just now.
NICK: It was a sudden explosive regret.
ME: Is that even possible?
NICK: You don’t know it’s not.

Strange Conversations: Part Three Hundred and Sixty-Five

Posted 25 June 2011 in by Catriona

ME: Did I just hear the sound of someone putting their headphones on to block out the sound of their girlfriend talking?
NICK: Who? No! I’ve had them on for a while! Before you started talking! And I can still hear you!
ME: You’re protesting too much, dear.
NICK: What? Protesting too much! Well, I never! I don’t know what you mean!

Strange Conversations: Part Three Hundred and Sixty-Four

Posted 24 June 2011 in by Catriona

ME: I don’t feel I’m really getting the support here that I need.
NICK: Sorry, honey. I need to respond to something on the Internet. Someone is wrong on it.

Strange Conversations: Part Three Hundred and Sixty-Three

Posted 18 June 2011 in by Catriona

NICK: I fancy doing one of those rolled chicken roasts tonight.
ME: And I fancy becoming queen of all the monkeys, but that’s not going to happen either.
NICK: Mine still seems quite probable.

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