by Catriona Mills

Strange Conversations: With Special Guest Star, My Mother

Posted 7 July 2008 in by Catriona

A telephone conversation this morning:

MAM: Hello?
ME: Hi, Mam: it’s me!
MAM: Oh, god.
ME: Pardon?

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Matthew Smith wrote at Jul 8, 03:25 am

Yes, this is God speaking and I just wanted to remind you to send Catriona more money.

2

Catriona wrote at Jul 8, 03:28 am

Now why couldn’t I think of a snappy comeback like that?

To be fair to my mother, it was more that they’re coming up tomorrow and bringing a load of furniture with them; apparently, they’d just wrapped it all up neatly and stacked it in the ute when the heavens opened.

I think it was more of a “now, how do I tell my daughter that her sideboard may just have been exposed to a deluge?”

Still pretty funny, though.

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