Two Strange Conversations For The Price Of One
Posted 13 April 2009 in Strange Conversations by Catriona
ME: Honey, is there any coffee made up? I could really do with a cup of coffee.
NICK: I’ll make coffee, and then maybe we could try the Easter eggs Mum gave us?
ME: But what are you eating right now?
NICK: Other Easter eggs.
NICK: Do you want to put some music on?
ME: Sure. What do you fancy?
NICK: I don’t know. I’m easy, baby. Easy like Sunday morning.
ME: No, you’re not. You’re incredibly difficult, like . . . Friday afternoon.
Share your thoughts [9]
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Wendy wrote at Apr 13, 06:30 am
Has anyone written that Friday song? If not they need to…I hear a hit…
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Catriona wrote at Apr 14, 12:12 am
The phrasing might need some work. I’m not enamoured of the rhythm of “I’m incredibly difficult . . . incredibly difficult, like Friday afternoon.”
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Tim wrote at Apr 14, 05:11 am
Just imagine the Smiths are singing it.
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Catriona wrote at Apr 14, 05:48 am
Ah, but then I’m imagining that it’s a B-side to “Last Night I Dreamt That Somebody Loved Me.” And then I’m imagining that I’ve listened to that single over and over for an entire weekend. And now I’m imagining I’ve locked myself in my room with a packet of cereal and am curled up in the foetal position . . . .
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Tim wrote at Apr 14, 05:59 am
And that’s when the Daleks arrive.
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Catriona wrote at Apr 14, 06:15 am
Yes, but in that state I welcome them . . .
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Tim wrote at Apr 14, 06:31 am
Cue Simon and Garfunkel.
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Nick Caldwell wrote at Apr 14, 06:58 am
I sort of thought that the song might work best as a death metal track. Then you don’t have to worry about whether any of the lines scan.
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Wendy wrote at Apr 14, 08:21 am
i was also thinking death metal myself…good choice Nick