Television: A Clear And Present Danger
Posted 13 December 2008 in Life, the Universe, and Everything by Catriona
Warning: Do not combine soft drinks and DVDs of Bill Bailey’s stand-up routines.
I know—it sounds like the ideal way to spend a horrifically muggy Saturday night.
But be warned: you may well find yourself aspirating Schweppes Traditional Lime while listening to a description of football players as “vain, illiterate, millionaire would-be rapists whose job it is to shepherd a piece of leather into an outdoor cupboard.”
This has, of course, never happened to me.
Ever.
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heretic wrote at Dec 14, 08:01 am
SNARFLE!!!
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Nick Caldwell wrote at Dec 14, 12:02 pm
I can attest to the fact that it was truly an epic Snarfle, yes.