Strange Conversations: Part Two Hundred and Fifty-Nine
Posted 9 February 2010 in Strange Conversations by Catriona
Ever wondered what happens when Nick fails to respond quickly to an IM? Of course you have!
NICK: Sorry! Was just out at the loo.
ME: Yeah, right. Probably off having an affair or something. I know you.
NICK: Oh my!
ME: Well, it’s obvious, innit? Mysterious absences . . . Um. Some other stuff I can’t think of right now . . .
NICK: Hah! You got nothing!
ME: Unlike you. You’ve got your mistress. (Zing!)
NICK: Ha ha ha.
ME: Hang on, that wasn’t a zing at all! That was at my own expense! Bugger.
NICK: Self-defeating zinging.
ME: Yeah. No wonder you’re having an affair.
NICK: Oh dear.
Share your thoughts [2]
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michelle wrote at Feb 11, 08:51 am
Nick says “Oh my!”?
I find that so charming.
Not, you know, in a mistress way or anything.
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Catriona wrote at Feb 11, 12:35 pm
I think he secretly fancies himself as Bertie Wooster—or maybe as Jeeves.