Strange Conversations: Part Three Hundred and Twenty-Eight
Posted 1 November 2010 in Strange Conversations by Catriona
NICK: Where are the new paper towels?
ME: Um, on top of the sideboard, I think.
NICK: Ah! Right in front of my eyes!
ME: As usual.
NICK: Why do you say such things?
ME: It’s not my fault you’re a bit dim.
NICK: Maybe it is. Maybe you’ve been putting lead in my food.
(Pause)
ME: What?
NICK: I’m just putting it out there as a possibility.
ME: See, this is why I don’t diligently leap out of bed every morning to make your breakfast. It’s exactly to protect myself from such allegations.
(Also, I’m a bit lazy.)
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