Strange Conversations: Part One Hundred and Fifty-One
Posted 14 June 2009 in Strange Conversations by Catriona
While glancing through a slide show on the world’s weirdest hotels:
ME: Well, I’m not staying at Giraffe Manor in Kenya.
NICK: Why not?
ME (reading): “The five-room property is arranged so that roaming giraffes can poke their heads into any open window or doorway and lick guests with their sticky, prehensile tongues.”
NICK: Well, that’s just delightful.
ME: I know! I kinda like the idea of the giraffes roaming free, but I don’t want to be licked by sticky, prehensile tongues.
(Pause)
ME: I realise I may be alone in that, but that’s my position and I’m sticking to it.
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