Strange Conversations: Part Ninety-Six
Posted 7 March 2009 in Strange Conversations by Catriona
ME: Honey, why is there a wok on the footstool in the living room?
NICK: Well, I couldn’t find the container.
ME (pointing six inches to his left): It’s right there.
NICK: Well, I know that now.
ME: So why is there a wok on the footstool in the living room?
NICK: Well, I saw the container as I was heading out of the room.
ME: But why is there a wok on the footstool in the living room?
NICK: Treena, we’re never going to have a conversation on this topic that ends in a satisfactory manner.
ME: Really?
NICK: Not satisfactory to you, anyway.
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