Strange Conversations: Part Two Hundred and Seventy-Seven
Posted 13 March 2010 in Strange Conversations by Catriona
The tail end of a four-way argument, coming home from a pub meal:
ME: Sorry, I get the toilet first. I called bagsies.
MY MOTHER: I’ll just play the “I’m your mother” card.
ME: I’ll play the “But I really need to wee” card.
MY MOTHER: No, you won’t.
ME: All right, I’ll race you.
MY MOTHER: Okay.
ME: Not from here! From the front gate.
Previously: Strange Conversations: Part Two Hundred and Seventy-Six
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