by Catriona Mills

Strange Conversations: Part Two Hundred and Seventeen

Posted 24 October 2009 in by Catriona

Post-Wii Fit:

ME: Then I did the free jogging, but I spent most of my time shouting, “Stop slowing down you, you stupid cow!” at my Mii.
NICK: Really?
ME: Yeah. And on an empty stomach, too! Sometimes, the balance board asks me if I’ve eaten my breakfast, and I think, “Are you kidding me? Dude. Shut up and exercise me already!”
NICK: You’re developing quite an adversarial relationship with that balance board, aren’t you?
ME: And with my Mii. They’re just so damn chirpy.
NICK: They’ve probably had a crack team of Nintendo engineers working out the exact degree of chirpy that works best.
ME: Yeah, but it was designed in Japan. And judging from this and other games, they have a much higher tolerance for chirpy than I do.
NICK: Doesn’t everyone?
ME: Oh, shut up.

Share your thoughts [2]

1

Tim wrote at Oct 25, 05:33 am

> Doesn’t everyone?

I believe this is the point at which a contemporary observer is obliged to say, ‘Oh, snap!’

2

Catriona wrote at Oct 25, 07:32 am

That’s why I post the conversations on the blog—because there’s usually only the two of us, and I can’t manage both righteous indignation and “Oh, snap!” Not simultaneously.

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