Strange Conversations: Part Three Hundred and Fifty-Six
Posted 9 May 2011 in Strange Conversations by Catriona
ME: Don’t panic. It’s just a guy being attacked by a moose. Wait, that’s not a moose. An elk?
NICK: That’s not a moose. This is a moose.
ME: You haven’t got a moose.
NICK: Oh, the disappointment!
ME: Well, you should have got a moose, shouldn’t you?
Share your thoughts [31]
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Matt wrote at May 10, 07:19 am
That’s no moose, it’s a space station!
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Catriona wrote at May 10, 07:38 am
I find your lack of moose disturbing.
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Nick wrote at May 10, 07:38 am
I’ve got a bad feeling about moose.
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Catriona wrote at May 10, 07:39 am
Luke, I am your moose.
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Nick wrote at May 10, 07:39 am
Be mindful of the living moose, young padawan.
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Tim wrote at May 10, 07:57 am
He’s more moose now than man.
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Catriona wrote at May 10, 08:25 am
Help us, Obi Wan Kenobi. You’re our only moose.
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Nick wrote at May 10, 08:26 am
Don’t worry; we will deal with your rebel moose soon enough.
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Catriona wrote at May 10, 08:29 am
Alderaan is peaceful! We have no moose!
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Tim wrote at May 10, 09:09 am
It’s the ship that made the Kessel Run in less than twelve moose.
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Catriona wrote at May 10, 09:52 am
Aren’t you a little short for a moose?
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Matt wrote at May 10, 10:53 am
Hokey religions and ancient weapons are no match for a good moose at your side, kid.
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Nick wrote at May 10, 11:07 am
Sir, it’s quite possible that this moose is not entirely stable.
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Catriona wrote at May 10, 11:09 am
When I left you, I was but the learner, now I am the moose.
Only a moose of evil, Darth.
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Nick wrote at May 10, 11:09 am
This bucket of bolts’s never gonna get us past that moose.
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Tim wrote at May 10, 12:12 pm
Hokey religions and ancient weapons are no match for a good moose at your side, kid.
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Tim wrote at May 10, 12:52 pm
These aren’t the moose you’re looking for.
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Catriona wrote at May 10, 01:09 pm
Evacuate in our moment of triumph? I think you overestimate their moose.
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Tim wrote at May 11, 05:08 am
Watch your moose, kid, or you’ll find yourself floating home.
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Catriona wrote at May 11, 05:21 am
For over a thousand generations, the Jedi Knights were the guardians of peace and justice in the Old Republic. Before the dark times … before the moose.
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Nick wrote at May 11, 05:27 am
Moose Eisley spaceport: You will never find a more wretched hive of scum and villainy. We must be cautious.
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Nick wrote at May 11, 05:37 am
This will be a moose long remembered. It has seen the end of Kenobi, it will soon see the end of the Rebellion.
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Tim wrote at May 11, 08:03 am
I used to bullseye moose in my T-16 back home, they’re not much bigger than two meters.
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Catriona wrote at May 11, 08:28 am
Fear is the path to the Dark Side. Fear leads to anger, anger leads to hate, hate leads to moose.
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Tim wrote at May 11, 10:09 am
Commander, tear this ship apart until you find those plans. And bring me the moose. I want them alive!
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Catriona wrote at May 11, 10:37 am
Split up and head back to the surface. And see if you can get a few of those moose to follow you.
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Tim wrote at May 11, 12:29 pm
You’re all clear, kid, now let’s blow this moose and go home!
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Catriona wrote at May 11, 01:56 pm
You don’t know how hard I found it, signing the order to terminate your moose.
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Tim wrote at May 12, 08:36 am
> You don’t know how hard I found it, signing the order to terminate your moose.
Governor Tarkin. I should have expected to find you holding Vader’s moose. I recognized your foul stench when I was brought on board.
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Catriona wrote at May 12, 10:50 pm
Traveling through hyperspace ain’t like dusting moose, farm boy!
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Tim wrote at May 13, 01:19 am
May the moose be with you!