Strange Conversations: Part Seventy-Six
Posted 9 January 2009 in Strange Conversations by Catriona
Nick and I have been reading our horoscopes from The Onion, hands down the most plausible and convincing horoscopes on the Internet.
(I’m particularly pleased with mine: “A freak explosion aboard a Florida fishing boat leaves you with the proportional strength and speed of a red-bellied trout.” Now I just have to get to Florida sometime in this coming week.)
Then we read Nick’s.
ME: Oh, honey!
ME: “You will accidentally jump to your death this week, thanks to a rather low ceiling fan.”
NICK: Oh, no!
ME: I know!
NICK: That’s so likely to actually happen!
ME: That’s what I thought!