Strange Conversations: Part Two Hundred and Fifty-Six
Posted 4 February 2010 in Strange Conversations
Driving in:
ME: Oh, and I bought a book (mumble mumble mumble)
NICK: What?
ME: You heard me.
NICK: You bought a book with Colin Firth on the cover.
ME: What? No! They make books with Colin Firth on the cover? Actually, all books should have Colin Firth on the cover.
NICK: So what did you say?
ME: I said I bought a book but you might be ashamed of me.
NICK: Was it a Sean Bean cookbook?
ME: Cooking Sean Bean? Or cooking for Sean Bean?
NICK: Sean Bean shows you his favourite recipes. Lots of pictures of him cooking.
ME: Shirtless.
(Pause)
ME: Sorry, were you talking?

Share your thoughts [4]
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Leigh wrote at Feb 4, 08:41 PM:
Yeah but what was the book? :)
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Catriona wrote at Feb 4, 08:58 PM:
Oh, no: I’m too embarrassed to admit it on the blog. And I’ll admit almost anything on the blog.
It wasn’t a Sean Bean cookbook, though.
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Melissa wrote at Feb 4, 10:37 PM:
Ooh. I’d buy a Sean Bean cookbook.
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Catriona wrote at Feb 4, 10:39 PM:
Me, too! (In case I didn’t make that clear enough.)
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