Strange Conversations: Part Three Hundred and Twenty-Five
Posted 13 October 2010 in Strange Conversations by Catriona
In which I knock over a wine bottle.
ME: That was a bit stupid. I’m not normally stupid.
NICK: No, you’re as clever as a monkey.
ME: Monkeys aren’t clever. They throw their own poo around.
NICK: It’s a natural response to the horror of existence.
ME: I will break up with you.
NICK: No you won’t.
ME: If you start throwing your poo around, I definitely will.
NICK: For monkeys, I said! Not for people!
ME: You didn’t specify that in your original statement. And if you start throwing your poo around as a natural expression of the horror of existence, I will break up with you.
NICK: When you put it like that, it seems quite reasonable.
Share your thoughts [2]
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John wrote at Oct 13, 12:05 pm
I have a horror of existence, and now I’m even more scarred, because I fear that Nick might start throwing his poo at me…
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Catriona wrote at Oct 13, 01:09 pm
Two words: pre-emptive strike.