Strange Conversations: Part Three Hundred and Eighty-Nine
Posted 4 September 2011 in Strange Conversations by Catriona
ME: Honey, can you come here?
NICK: Not only can, but will.
ME: Don’t you dare criticise my inaccurate use of auxiliary verbs while I’m in the middle of marking!
NICK: But I …
NICK: Okay, I have no idea what just happened.