by Catriona Mills

The Constantly Beeping Fire Alarm

Posted 14 April 2012 in by Catriona

NICK: I don’t know what we’re going to do, Treen.
ME: Other than you getting on a chair and changing the battery?
NICK: Yes, other than that.
ME: We’re just going to have to kill it with fire. Oh, wait!
NICK: What?
ME: It’s a fire alarm.
NICK: I know that.
ME: It’s probably immune to fire spells.
NICK: Oh yeah. It would be.

Another fine plan up in flames.

(And, lest you make the obvious suggestion, I can’t reach the fire alarm even standing on a chair. Curse you, high ceilings.)

Share your thoughts [2]

1

John wrote at Apr 14, 09:32 am

You could try setting fire to the soft furnishings…

2

Catriona wrote at Apr 14, 09:55 am

Hmm. I begin to see what might have set off the fire alarm …

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