Strange Conversations: Part Two Hundred and Thirty-One
Posted 25 November 2009 in Strange Conversations by Catriona
In which the Wii Fit rules our household with a fist of iron:
NICK (from the living room): Treena!
NICK: The Wii Fit is asking me about you!
ME: What does it want to know?
NICK: How I think you’re looking. Slimmer, more toned, fatter . . .
ME: What are you going to tell it?
NICK: Well, you’re not looking fatter.
ME: You could say “more toned.”
NICK: That’s what I was thinking.
ME: Well, what did it say?
NICK: It said. “Excellent! You shouldn’t be shy about telling her that!”
ME: It didn’t accuse you of lying?
ME: Well, that’s a relief.