by Catriona Mills

Strange Conversations: Part Two Hundred and Fifty-Nine

Posted 9 February 2010 in by Catriona

Ever wondered what happens when Nick fails to respond quickly to an IM? Of course you have!

NICK: Sorry! Was just out at the loo.
ME: Yeah, right. Probably off having an affair or something. I know you.
NICK: Oh my!
ME: Well, it’s obvious, innit? Mysterious absences . . . Um. Some other stuff I can’t think of right now . . .
NICK: Hah! You got nothing!
ME: Unlike you. You’ve got your mistress. (Zing!)
NICK: Ha ha ha.
ME: Hang on, that wasn’t a zing at all! That was at my own expense! Bugger.
NICK: Self-defeating zinging.
ME: Yeah. No wonder you’re having an affair.
NICK: Oh dear.

Share your thoughts [2]

1

michelle wrote at Feb 11, 08:51 am

Nick says “Oh my!”?

I find that so charming.

Not, you know, in a mistress way or anything.

2

Catriona wrote at Feb 11, 12:35 pm

I think he secretly fancies himself as Bertie Wooster—or maybe as Jeeves.

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