Strange Conversations: Part Two Hundred and Fifty-Four
Posted 2 February 2010 in Strange Conversations by Catriona
NICK: Bugger.
ME: Sweetie, I just dropped an egg yolk down my cleavage, so it can’t be as bad as that.
NICK: I just made a bit of a mess of the cushion, that’s all.
ME: Don’t eat over that cushion! The cover doesn’t unzip!
NICK: Well, I know that now.
ME: We’ve had that cushion for at least five years.
NICK: Well, possibly.
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michelle wrote at Feb 3, 04:59 am
Oh god! I hope it wasn’t raw!
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Catriona wrote at Feb 3, 05:02 am
No, luckily: it was part of a potato salad, and just slipped off the fork while I was distracted. Or possible while I was gesticulating.
It’s a rare day when I don’t drop part of my dinner down my cleavage.