Strange Conversations: Part Thirty-Four
Posted 5 August 2008 in Strange Conversations by Catriona
All conversations are strange when you’re rolling up D&D characters.
ME: I think we’re down on healers. And then we’re all dead. Again.
NICK: I’m thinking I have to play a cleric, regardless.
ME: But you like to play a fighter. I don’t mean the specific class, but a fighting character.
NICK: But the main thing is that I want to turn undead, and clerics can do that as well as paladins.
ME: You want to become the undead?
NICK: Turn undead.
ME: That’s what I said.
NICK: No, you invoke “turn undead” and their heads explode.
ME: Okay, that is pretty cool.
NICK: “Don’t worry, my son: I kick arse for the Lord.”
ME: But he died.
NICK: He died righteously.
ME: True—laying down the kung-fu law on the undead.
NICK: That’s it—I’m playing a cleric. And I’m going to show all you wussbags.
Share your thoughts [3]
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Leigh wrote at Aug 5, 12:12 pm
Is wussbag Nicks word of the week, cause I am still bursting into fits of giggles over ‘a wussbag army of puffins’
Ahh hahahahaha :)
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Catriona wrote at Aug 5, 12:23 pm
It seems to be: he only invented it for the last conversation, as far as he knows, but he’s been using it extensively. And it’s also, conveniently, the only PG insult in his repertoire.
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Tim wrote at Aug 5, 02:44 pm
Drew’s playing a cleric, IIRC. (I’d have told Nick this via Pownce, but I can’t make new posts on Pownce ATM.)