by Catriona Mills

Behold! The New Santa Paradigm!

Posted 10 December 2011 in by Catriona

When you’ve had a long year, you’re tired, and it’s almost Christmas, some things are inevitable.

I read once in an interview with Nancy Wake that she married her first husband because he was tall and could dance the tango, and when you tango with a tall, handsome man, some things are inevitable.

This is like that, except with tiny little Santa hats for Daleks:

The Daleks themselves seemed to find this situation more than a little bewildering:

Then, when your boyfriend says, “Those Daleks look like they’re going wassailing!”, inevitability kicks in once again:

Nick likes best the studious yellow Dalek, who’s approaching this whole wassailing process with the same seriousness with which he approaches xenophobic homicidal mania:

But I maintain my fondness for the bewildered ones:

(They’ll most likely exterminate me in the new year …)

Share your thoughts [6]

1

Drew wrote at Dec 11, 09:53 AM

“One day He will welcome you into His Kingdom and He will love you.”

“And I will exterminate Him.”

Daleks on Christianity, from “Mr Dalek Discovers The True Meaning Of Christmas”

2

Tim wrote at Dec 16, 01:21 PM

Awwww! :)

3

Heather wrote at Dec 20, 04:07 AM

Next Year, The Cybermen Delete Jingle Bells!

4

Catriona wrote at Dec 20, 04:38 AM

Well, we can always hope. (I do so hate that song.)

5

Matt wrote at Dec 20, 05:18 AM

To the tune of O Christmas Tree:

Exterminate, exterminate
The Daleks rule supreme
Exterminate, exterminate
Turn our enemies to steam

6

Kezzie wrote at Oct 13, 11:27 PM

Hello! Oh this made me giggle soo sooo much! You are hilarious! Thank you for sharing this! This reminds me of when my boyfriend and I set up a whole load of knitted mice with the Sylvanian families Music class set! Lovely to come to your blog!

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